I’m NOT a Soccer Mom…Am I?
Like everything over-cliched term, soccer mom leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Now that Max is playing soccer, I’m skirting dangerously close to the word.
My definition: A soccer mom is one who enthusiastically attends every one of her child’s soccer games and practices, arriving early with snacks and water for the team in her mini van. She may wear “mom pants” and push her child to play to kill win.
I’m sooooooooo not competitive. I hated sports growing up (and still don’t like many). So watching Max play soccer was like having my fingernails pulled off. At first.
Then the Hub got suckered into being the coach. After 2 weeks and 2 coaches not showing up, he was stepping in anyway (he played in high school). He really doesn’t mind and it’s damn cute to see these little 6 year olds listening to him.
And I find myself cheering on the kids (who have yet to win a game, but who’s counting? Last week, we borrowed a player from the other team, who scored the only goals we got) and encouraging them to “turn the ball around! take it, it’s yours!”
So, by default, being the wife of the coach…doesn’t that make me a soccer mom? Oh damn. But if it means I can wear cute shirts like the soccer chick shirt (above) that I bought, at least i don’t have to wear them with mom pants!




